Gee !! I wish I had FREE BOOKS ...

Do you live in BUFFALO, OSHAWA,or PETERBOROUGH?
How about
SASKATOON or CALGARY? 

Bibliosis is recruiting! 
We need YOU to be our

lieutenant of high literature—our noyan of non-fiction—our sotnik of the short story—our poetry polemarchos! 

Successful candidates will be enlisted to marshall their friends, family, book-lovers, pets, potted plants, etc., to RAD LOCAL EVENTS.  

HOW IT WORKS

We provide posters. We provide evites. We provide facebook pages and web resources. And you? You provide your wonderful selves (and, um, your networks of adoring facebook- and twitter-ites, whose numbers eclipse the digits of pi), and together we create the best darn prose-themed event your city has ever seen. 

In return, we offer BOOKS. The more folks show up, the more books you get. Email me for details. It's a first-enlisted, first-kitted kinda offer, folks, so if you or anyone you know is looking for for a little free text, get on it NOW.
(Hell. The Romans paid in salt.)